The Hottest of Messes - Part III (Or, It's Probably Just a Tube)

The day started out perfectly. We slept in, woke up at our leisure, and ate some breakfast. Andrew went to visit his aunt while the rest of us hung out by the pool tanning, reading, and swimming. After packing and showering we ate some lunch and by 3 pm we were all in the car ready to go.

About 20 minutes out of St. George, right as I-15 merges into two lanes, Club PrezPotts started to slow down even though Andrew hadn't let up on the accelerator at all. We pulled over to the side of the road and that's when Kevin noticed white smoke coming from under the hood.

The boys got out to look at the engine, mostly because that's just what you do. None of us really knows anything about cars. Kevin told us that there was something leaking, but they didn't know what. We all started calling dads and uncles when a semi pulled over to the side of the road and started backing up towards us. A really kind guy got out to see if he could help. After checking a few things he said, "It might just be a tube or something, but you've leaked oil all over your breaks so you should probably call a tow."

With a semi-diagnosis and a plan, our moods improved. After calling a tow and establishing the hashtag #hottestofmesses on twitter (which you should all check out), we preceded to watch Arrested Development on my phone in an effort to distract from the fact that we were sitting in 104 degree heat on the side of the freeway.

Once the tow truck arrived (about an hour later) we realized a major planning error. The truck only had one passenger seat. How were we supposed to get back to St. George? The driver told us that he could legally take us to the next exit where we could wait for someone to come pick us up.

All I heard when he said that was: You get to ride in a car on the back of a two truck!!!

I'm not sure why this was so exciting to me, but Alex and I immediately got out our phones to document the incident.

Once the car was loaded on the truck, the driver told Andrew to put the car in park and that he should probably put the emergency break on for good measure.

"I'm not sure the emergency break even works," Andrew decided to reassure us as the truck took off.

I'm don't know exactly what legal obligations the driver was under, but he dropped us off at the next exit with civilization. The very next exit after he picked us up was really just a dirt road. We waited at a Texaco off the exit to New Harmony, UT. There were picnic tables outside of this gas station. We decided to wait there instead of inside the building which frankly smelled like a septic tank.

After a while, Andrew's aunt came to rescue us. By 7 pm we were back in St. George at my aunt's house. We knew we would need to stay one more night. We all made phone calls, assuring parents we were okay and getting work off. We had full confidence that Club PrezPotts would be good as new by tomorrow. I can't tell you how many times the phrase, "It's probably just a tube or something" was said. Not that any of us knew what that meant, we just knew that the helpful trucker had said that and it sounded like a minor problem.

We joked about having an extra day of vacation and tried not to expect the worst.

So, of course, the worst happened.

The Hottest of Messes - Part II (Or, Acrophobia)

It's probably been made clear at this point that our planning skills were not exactly stellar during this trip. Friday night we made our plans to go to Zion's after Kevin suggested we do the Narrows. Thankfully we didn't just leave it at that and actually looked up the Narrows to see exactly what that entailed.

Turns out, it entails wading some 16 miles through the Virgin River; a task we obviously weren't prepared for. So we decided to tackle Angel's Landing, a hike Kevin had done twice before.

As the shuttle bus drove us through the park, the automated tour guide described the beauty of each hike as we approached the trailhead. When he began describing Angel's Landing, he began to use words like "treacherous", "steep", and "reconsider".

No really. He said, "Reconsider if anyone in your party feels uncomfortable."

As any group of twenty-somethings would do, we laughed about it and headed up anyway.

For those of you who haven't done Angel's Landing, the last third of the hike has chains welded into the rock for you to use as you basically scale the mountain to the summit.

Kevin had mentioned this to us but hadn't really explained what we were signing up for. After endless switchbacks we saw a chain and used to to climb up to a flat area, which I will forever refer to as "Fake Angel's Landing". I looked over the side and was met with the sight of an extremely high and steep cliff.

"Holy crap," I said. Andrew was right behind me. I said, "check this out."

Andrew then proceded to lay flat on the rock and edge himself slowly to the side. He peeked over, said, "oh," and then sat in the middle.

"Wait," I said, "are you afraid of heights?"

"You didn't know that?"

I considered the irony of him making us wait in the desert while he attempted to climb the rock in Snow Canyon that he called "The Cliffs of Insanity", but I let it go.

After sitting there for a few minutes, I noticed people walking around on the much-higher cliff next to the one where we were perched. I pointed this out to the rest of the group, wondering how they even got up there.

"That's where we're going," Kevin said.

"What?"

"That's Angel's Landing."

Andrew didn't like this revelation. "Tell me you're kidding, Kevin."

So we proceeded to finish the hike we though we had already finished. Andrew went first, then Kevin, then Alex, then me. While we climbed we kept hearing Kevin laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" Alex asked.

"Andrew keeps swearing under his breath."

It didn't take us too long to get to the real Angel's Landing. The view was incredible.

The view from "Fake Angel's Landing"

Once we arrived back at the trailhead, we decided to go check out the Narrows. We waded around in the river for a while, talked about coming back some other weekend to complete this hike, and then headed back to the house.

It was a really awesome day, at least I think so, and we had a chill evening enjoying what we thought would be our last night in St. George.

The Hottest of Messes - Part I (Or, That One Time We Almost Died)

Our quick weekend trip to St. George began Friday morning at 6. I'm super impressed that we all got out of bed that early without the help of our mothers.

But whose car to drive? Alex's needed an oil change. Kevin had driven to and from California the week before. This left mine or Andrew's, and Andrew's let us hook up our iPods to the stereo. The choice was obvious and we took the vehicle that we lovingly call "Club PrezPotts."

This innocent, but ill-fated decision wouldn't come back to bite us in the butt until Sunday, but more on that later.

We arrived in St. George at about 10 am. The forecast was a scorcher, but so far the day didn't seem to bad. After stopping by my aunt's house to drop of luggage and change, we grabbed some breakfast and Powerade (on sale at Albertson's- $5 for 12!!) and headed to Snow Canyon.

Fully hydrated and rested, our first hike in Snow Canyon was quite enjoyable. We headed back to the car to replenish our water supply and then went to find the caves.

This was also awesome since they were cool and out of the sun.

Andrew decided he wanted to go hike up a really high peak he had seen on their last trip to St. George near Three Ponds. But instead of going back to the car for more water, we headed straight there which turned out to be stupid.

Once we got to Three Ponds we found a patch of shade, an incredibly rare find at 1 pm. Alex, Kevin, and I were all ready to head back to the car, but Andrew wouldn't be stopped. Kevin went with him, and Alex and I waited in the shade.

Our view from the shade

Soon, Alex had a headache and I was getting nauseous. Our phones had no signal and the wind was picking up, blowing hot air and sand into our shady hide out. Despite all this, we managed to keep it together while watching Tangled on my phone.

That's when the bee showed up.

Alex saw it first and jumped up, prepared to run away. It landed on her back and she stayed perfectly still. "Do you want me to hit it with my shoe?" I asked.

"Yeah, but first get it off my back."

"But then it'll come after me!"

Then the bee lost interest in Alex and landed on my shoulder. Our exchange continued, with reversed roles, until the bee flew back to Alex and the cycle continued.

This went on for a good 10 minutes, all with Tangled playing in the background. Finally the bee flew away, right as we heard the boys coming back.

We hastily returned to our original spots in the shade, and continued to watch the movie like nothing happened. No need for them to know that we were having total come-aparts in their absence.

I don't know what happened with them. All we know is that Kevin eventually convinced Andrew that there was no way to the top. Honestly- where would we be without KHolt?

Note: I want you all to remember Andrew's persistence in wanting to hike to the highest point around so that you can fully appreciate the irony that will be in tomorrow's post. 

Now all that remained was to find Club PrezPotts. It took us about 20 minutes to find the road, and then about 10 more minutes to get to the car. We could see it in the distance, and all I could think about was what if the car vanished when we got to it, like a mirage? It seemed like a real possibility what with us trudging through the desert in 105 degree heat and all being dehydrated.

Luckily, it was the real car. We all downed bottles of warm Powerade, went back to the house, swam, showered, and then went out for some Mongolian BBQ.

We watched TV until we fell asleep, ready to head to Zions the next day. 

10 Things I Love About My Summer Home

In August, Alex and I are moving into a cute little house, just south of BYU campus. We can't wait. In the meantime, I moved into a townhouse in a complex called Chatsworth with my friend Elizabeth. This little setup has turned out to be the perfect summer apartment.

Here are some reasons why:

1) It's constantly filled with people that I like: Elizabeth, Lauren, Alex, and Nathan... among others.

2) Our TV (which is on a swivel board so it can be viewed from any area on the main floor) is perpetually on and its usually showing The Food Network or TLC. Our favorite shows are Chopped, My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding, and Sweet Genius.

3) I feel like there's always food in our apartment. Whether Elizabeth is making crepes or we've all just come back from Sonic for their daily deal (pronounced "dill"), there are always snacks to be had.

4) Probably because of our obsession with Chopped, we use pretentious words like "whimsical", "layered", and "multi-dimensional" to describe the food we eat.

5) If swear words are said, no one freaks out.

6) It's super close to campus. I literally only takes me 10 minutes to walk to work. This is a great improvement from my Fall and Winter home where it took me 25 minutes.

7) Ninety percent of the time, everyone is laughing.

8) My room is in the basement and its about 10 degrees cooler than the rest of the apartment. We call it the Robin's Nest and its perfect for relaxing in the summer.

9) Our fridge is full of Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke. (I realize that this is 3rd one about food, but food is an important part of summer.)

10) Its right across the street from the Elms apartment complex, where several of my friends from last summer live. This is extremely important because they allow me access to the Elms pool. This completely takes away the shame of using a pool I'm not paying for.

All You Need Is Food (Food Is All You Need)

Burgers Supreme, J-Dawgs, and Costa Vida.

These are among my favorite haunts in Provo. Seriously, I may have to start wearing a fake mustache when I go; The servers are starting to recognize me.

But the food! Oh, the food! It's sooooooo good.

But it needs to stop. We're hitting the high 80's here in Provo. Swimsuit season is among us, and I need to stop eating junk.

Alex and I decided that we're not going to eat out anymore... except for on the weekends... and weekends start on Friday.

Oh, yeah. We're cracking down hard.

I have one or two good healthy summer recipes. Any recommendations?

A Real Adult Person (Who REALLY Sucks at Swimming)

Look what I got in the mail this weekend!

It's side-ways and everything! And thus I am officially an adult person, able to do things like drink, rent a car (sometimes), and drink.

Except, I go to BYU... so really just rent a car (sometimes).

Silly as it may seem, getting my license in the mail really did make me think about how much I've changed since high school.

For one thing, I have wheels now. A few months ago, my uncle helped me find a car. I bought a 2000 Hyundai Elantra - my very first car. (I don't count the Ford Focus mom and dad bought Paul and I, since Paul totaled it before I ever drove it.)

But its not really the stuff I own that's changed me. I can really say that I don't feel like a teenager anymore. College doesn't change that. During my freshman year I still felt like a middle-schooler: out of place and surrounded by people I was sure were older and wiser than myself.

This change made itself manifest last Friday when I decided to try something new and swim laps at the gym for a good cross-training workout.

When I set out to do this I didn't feel like I was going out on a limb. Since high school, my family has gone on quite a few surfing trips. While I hadn't ever swam for sport before, I felt like my surfing experience would make me a decent swimmer. Plus mom had me take lessons when I was kid. I remember the techniques:

No problem.

The pool at the gym only has three lanes, so I was worried they might all be taken by the time I got there; I didn't really want to share a lane with a stranger. When I got there, the pool was empty except for three Asian girls standing in one lane of the pool, talking to each other in another language.

"Sweet!" I thought, "I've basically got the whole thing to myself." I started my first lap.

Did you know that swimming isn't quite like paddling on a board? I think this was made clear since I'm pretty sure the only thing I was doing right was my arm movements.

No matter how straight I tried to make my legs, they kept going back to doing this dorky bicycle-kick movement.

I know that I'm supposed to put my face in the water and then turn my head out of the water to breathe. Instead, I kept spluttering and gasping. Eventually I decided it would be less embarrassing to just keep my head up. This, of course, began to make my back and neck ache because I was arching so bad.

By the time I finished my first lap, the girls at the end of the pool were cracking-up and since they weren't speaking English it felt like they were laughing at me, which is probably the case. I'm sure I looked like a class-A moron.

High school me would have gotten out of the pool right then and there. She would have waited in the locker room for 30 minutes so that the people at the front desk didn't notice that my time in the pool amounted to about 3 minutes. Then I would have left, never returned, and never spoken of it again.

But grown up me chose to believe that the girls were laughing at a really funny non-swimming-related joke, kept "swimming" until my 20-minute workout was finished, and decided to go again this week.

Though, maybe I'll go at 3 in the morning until I look less stupid. My new found maturity only goes so far.

You Can Sleep When You're Dead

This was my mantra last week.

I spent all of my time at home on the love seat, surrounded by textbooks, papers, my laptop and about 50 cans of diet Dr. Pepper. 

Oh, and some Cadbury Eggs. They were necessary.

Maybe I'd sleep for an hour or two. Maybe not. Needless to say, I was absolutely exhausted by Thursday, when my last paper/ project was due. While I was cleaning up my mess in the living room, I thought about how emotionally and physically wearing this semester has been. I just want to walk away from it, scarred but still living.

Don't get me wrong, there were some great things that happened this semester. I got to write for the Daily Universe, and although it took gratuitous amounts of my sweat, blood and tears, I know that studying journalism was a good choice. Nothing makes me happier than finishing an article that I worked my butt off on.

But still, writing for the paper while taking 14 credit hours and working 20 hours a week was a bad mix. I need a break.

I hung out with Alex a little bit this weekend. We talked about summer plans and it just made me really happy.

This summer there will be hiking, camping, road-tripping, shopping, sushi-eating, jogging, swimming, sun-bathing, reading, movie-watching, sleeping, tubing, BBQ-ing, chilling, and... well.... in short:

And hopefully, I'll remember to blog about them.